Muslim Missionary Archives

SOTG 943 – The Awakening

by The Shipping Ogre | April 15th, 2020 | 0 comments

Have some of your friends and family experienced an awakening during the last month or so? Where you were once the “paranoid gun nut”, now you seem to be a pretty reasonable person. We pray that the Awakening goes on all across the nation. Paul and Jarrad...

SOTG 809 – Released Prisoner Attacks Woman in Jail Parking Lot

by The Shipping Ogre | December 12th, 2018 | 0 comments

A prisoner released from a Pennsylvania jail wasted no time getting back to his old ways. The prisoner attacked a woman in the parking lot of the jail and stole her car. Most terrifying was what the woman had in the back seat. We will take a close look during our SOTG...

SOTG 276 – Muslim Missionary UC Merced Campus Stabbing Spree Lessons Learned

by Professor Paul Markel | November 11th, 2015 | 0 comments

A Muslim Missionary waged his own little jihad on the campus of UC Merced recently and there are numerous lessons to be learned from that incident. Or, we can continue down the same path, applying the same empty answers hoping for a different outcome. The villain in...

SOTG 158 – Ohio Terrorist Arrested Neighbor Shoots Rapist

by Professor Paul Markel | April 21st, 2015 | 0 comments

There is one less criminal predator stalking the streets around Birmingham, Alabama. A vicious criminal who raped and pistol-whipped a woman was put down like a rabid dog by an armed neighbor. We have the details. Johnnie Jihad is alive and well, and living in Ohio....

SOTG 138 – Thug Accidentally Shot Police

by Professor Paul Markel | March 17th, 2015 | 0 comments

The thug who shot two police officers in Ferguson, Missouri last week, in addition to being wanted for parole violation, has claimed an affirmative defense to shooting the cops. Jeffrey Williams, a protester for justice, admitted to firing the shots that struck the...