Humping; verb | lift or carry (a heavy object) with difficulty

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It Makes you Hard

As a retired Marine himself, Professor Paul knows the struggle of forced marches, or as it’s called in the corps, “Humping”. It’s difficult, exhausting, and tests your fortitude. But you know what else it does? It makes you Hard, it makes you Tough. “Humping makes you Hard” is a play on words, “Humping” is a Forced March or a Conditioning March, where you load up ALL your gear and go on a long, fast-paced march.

Sound painful? Well it is, but it also toughens your physical and mental fortitude, as well as strengthening your resolve. Humping makes you strong, makes you tough, Makes You Hard.

The patch is made of PVC Rubber and is 3.5″ inches across. It is Velcro and comes with the soft patch mount, so you can put this anywhere you please!

The Patch

The Humping Makes You Hard patch was the brain child of one Professor Paul Markel, who is well aware of the Evils of Humping. His years in the United States Marine Corps and other Military work, inspired him to create this patch, as well as many of the other thing he has done.

We all thought it was a funny saying, with a real origin, that we decided to make the patch. It is our 4th patch that we’ve ever produced and one of the best selling. If you have our others, this one would be a great addition to your Patch collection! If you already have one, get one for a friend or family member. They’re great for gifts!

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